Red, White and Dude: Category Archive for Benjamin Spanklin

RW&D Biography: Jennifer Lopez

All hail the mayor of Beer Gogglia

Swedish meatball leaves sour taste

Spain puts pee pee in China's Coke

Red Sox to Dodgers: "Have you not been paying attention?"

Ad Wizardry: Fat kids are bad guests

Who were the ad wizards behind that one?

I blame that A-hole Jared

Anyone who likes being a Jets quarterback please step forward

I wish these people would die

Further adventures in People Who Can't Get Laid

The British, Media, British Media are stupid

This is just gross

Spanklin Goes to the Movies: The Dark Knight

NFL to players: "Check yo' SH@*, son!"

Bernie Mac offends people, never funny

CAUTION: Women in Atlanta are stupid

Somebody check the Swedish Chef's papers

O' say can you see, that brick flying at your head

I wouldn't do Paris Hilton with your dong

Nerd Boner Swordfight: The Dark Knight

It's OK, I wasn't using that penis anyway

ESPN thinks nothing of Boston fans

Before we get to today's hot topic...

Countries that America is better than: Czech Republic

So long, cocksucker!

Whatever happened to friendship bracelets?

Women victims of Internet scam, incredibly stupid

Random Observations: Time to man up, stinky

Ewwwwwww

Sorry, you'll have to die later

Random Observations: Public bathroom etiquette