Red, White and Dude: Category Archive for Admiral ROCKdale

John McCain is an old man, doesn't know any better

Obama's VP to come from America's wang?

Julia Child served up some Nazi stew

The Chinese are sneaky, love Milli Vanilli

Al Franken draws his biggest laugh yet

Ad Wizardry: The Adventures of Poor Mooch

Who were the ad wizards behind that one?

Great news for people living in the 19th century!

Well that solves the whole Tibet issue

John Edwards = John Q. Poonhound

Someone wrote something for Paris Hilton

They were serioso about that?

Tune into ABC's hit show Extreme Home Foreclosure

Obama's pretty much going to win

VP stands for Very Immense... wait, no

The Admiral Goes to the Movies: The Dark Knight

Nancy Pelosi is either a pot or a kettle

The media remains totally unbiased

People who make us laugh

McCain to black people: "Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnn"

Cranky old man has problem with Oreos

Jesse Jackson supports population control

SHOCKING NEWS: Blacks hate Republicans

Still crazy after all these years

This has to be a joke

Wesley Clark thinks we forgot about Madonna

Nerd Boner Swordfight: The Dark Knight

YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!

Before we get to today's hot topic...

McCain adviser: "Hey, look over there!"

Off-off-off-way off Broadway

How about Q-Bert Jones?

Oil's well that ends well!

That's it, election's over, Obama wins

Hmmm, maybe we should have let him stay

Fine, you can have Bud Light Lime

John Kerry has an opinion, little relevance

Bob Dylan snizzle flozzles Obama

He Said, He Said: Al Franken, Democracy's Clown Prince or Raging Cockbag?